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12 Dec

Mistress is in Tenerife

I had been becoming increasingly bored with the day-to-day Close Protection jobs over the past few months. The firm´s investigation and intelligence team were so damn good that I had only been required to clear my Sig Sauer P226 once in the past year, and the sight of it sighted directly between their eyes had been enough to stop the target in mid stride. Sure, there had been a little bit of argy-bargy with protesting types, but nothing that any half decent bodyguard could not have handled. And a little “negotiating” with the security at strip clubs, brothels and lap dancing clubs. But the client´s cash took care of that without a lot of help from me. So, all in all, something different sounded like it was what I needed. I had no way of knowing how it would be my last body guarding job. Nor how much my life would change in the next couple of weeks.

The fun and games started when I was told where to meet her. Apparently I had not been specially chosen for the job due to my skills, charm, good looks or intelligence. I had been chosen because I was closest. Which dita von teese madam and 2 menmade me feel special, naturally. I was to meet up with the client in Tenerife, which was not on our usual list of destinations, but what the hell. What was more than a little strange was where I was to meet her. Not at the airport or a hotel. Not even a restaurant or a bar. No, I was to go and meet here at a Tenerife sex club. Where, apparently, she was staying as a guest of honour or something. Whatever, really. The job was the job and at least looking after some woman who was too old or unappealing to work as an escort anymore would be an experience.

It turned out that only one part of that sentence was true.

The following day after a tedious three hour flight jammed between an overweight sweaty woman from Liverpool and a skinny Spanish guy who smelled as though he bathed in paella I was on the ground and ready to start the job. Just as a hint, never fly in an orange plane or with anyone who sounds a fucking bugle when they land. But the sun was warm, and the island spectacular. Warm beaches and palm trees and a volcanic peak that athletes use for their winter training. They can swim in the sea in the morning, and then run to the top of the volcano and cool down in the snow.

25 Mar

Women In Ibiza

In Ibiza it is predominantly boho stylishness and flower child flair. Only prostitutes hit the clubs in close-fitting outfits and fuck-me shoes. So the ardent man is faced with provocative physiques in daisy-duke jeans, short tops and cotton and crochet. Glossy svelte legs pacing along. And flower arrangements. Lots of blooms; in untamed hair, on shirts, in henna tattoos. Exquisite, athletic relaxed ladies taking on their daily life in the biggest party town on the planet.

But operating a vehicle dowperfect body selfie white bikinin the street in Ibiza is a hazardous adventure for a horny male. Most especially in San Antonio or playa den Bossa. Girls with great figures who have taken the adage “no pizza till Ibiza” very intensely stepping down the pavements being dressed in only couturier swimsuits or beach wear with sheer kaftan throws in transparent fabrics. Topped off with designer sun shades and six inch high heels firming up the muscles of their very long tanned legs and fantastic backsides.

 

Ibiza after dark is far more about the swag and the glamour. Total make-up, high heels at all instances, lots of accessories and designer purses. When it comes down to evening and going out, the wattage goes even higher and destinations like Amnesia, Privilege,Space,  and DC10 are stuffed with gorgeous, captivating sexy lovely ladies.

A fella that is hoping to shell out some money wants the most desirable escort Ibiza can present or easily the most elegant escorts Ibiza can provide. It is not nearly enough solely to be a prostitute as it is in big cities such as Greater london, Paris or Milan. The best Ibiza escorts and the most desirable Ibiza escorts are a higher class than their counterparts who are there to celebrate on holiday break.

Merely by being more– more sexy, more debauched, more enticing than her nonprofessional colleagues. So if amateurs can create collisions by walking down the road picture what a gaggle of gorgeous hookers in Ibiza could do to the crash stats!

Which is prior to mentioning the polished escorts in Ibiza, who must be even more stunning, sensual and sexy than their inexperienced sisters if they are wanting to earn a living on Ibiza where everyone of both genders is there to get it on, just being attainable is not nearly enough!

No matter when a gentleman finds himself going over to Ibiza, most notably from North European countries or The United States, they are likely to become dumbfounded at the high number and top quality of beautiful female physiques available. Virtually every summertime men must undoubtedly appear to the community hospitals suffering from a range of whiplash accidents brought on by their heads snapping from one attractive womanly beauty to yet another.

In a spot where almost everyone of the two (all of the) sexes is looking to relax and get their rocks off it is far from simple for any hotties to offer their services professionally. Where everybody of both sexes is looking to get laid constantly, how does a call girl get through and flourish?

16 Mar

The Cream of Marbella

Marbella and region these days is an interesting mix of the seedy and the glittering. However I reckon for many people, the seedy arena of drugs and mobsters is viewed as glamorous so there is possibly some cross over between the two.

As a traveller and occasional inhabitant of Marbella over recent couple of decades, it has been stimulating to watch the environment of the area change over the years. From the original peak of the 1980s “Costa Del Crime” boost, when crooks poured into Marbella with their gangs to take pleasure in the questionable or non existent extradition agreements, to today’s worldwide jet-set backdrop, Marbella and its neighboring places such as Riviera, Puerto Banus, Sotogrande and Nueva Andalucia has altered at a spectacular pace while still continuing to be unchanged at its core.

Travelers from the United States would be very bummed out with the low quality “steak” that a lot of restaurants provide. And this in a country widely known for its bulls! Because of this low quality restaurants are more and more transforming into specialists or are jacking up their standards to those of the best restaurants in the place such as La Sala in Nueva Andalucia.

Just about anywhere you pay a visit to on the Costa del Sol, it is evident that there are an escalating quantity of tourists from North America and the far east. They are now powering the investing and real estate development boom in a similar manner that Arab and drug laundering funds performed in the 80s. Their appearance is propelling the local business community to readjust to meet their various demands.

Likewise, the outdated mobster laden Sleek nightclub has been displaced by the gangster laden Cavalli Club. It has to be said, as an aside, that the Olivia Valere club just carries on in its own way doing its own thing as it has done for years.

To give a very distinct case from the services sector; Marbella escort agencies who purely present boring young chicas with no English and who are unwilling to accept revenue in dollars or plastic money will be helpless to take on agencies such as 2nd Circle Marbella Escorts or Marbella Beauties from the Marbella Escorts Agency. Those companies are presenting exquisite top-class escort girls from a variety of cultures with a large range of language talents. And due to the fact that they are expertly managed organizations as opposed to some kind of “lifestyle” activity, they can deliver many different payment alternatives. They are also professional, straightforward and keep their undertakings. Which makes a change seemingly!

There is certainly a contingent of international hoodlums (both organised and shockingly un-organised!) which is really visible and looks to be unconcerned by the supposed rise in europe-wide police collaboration. But there is also a growing undeniably luxury market to the area, which is now considerable.

Marbella and the Costa Del Sol will always transform. I hope it will be for the better. It has looked to be in the past, despite the periodic significant hiccup on the adventure.

16 Feb

Rocking Sex in Marbella

The classy escort agency sector in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol has two real players. Every one else is actually attempting to keep up. Both firms from Sotogrande within Estepona, Puerto Banus, Nueva Andalucia, Marbella and across to Elviria and Riviera. 2nd Circle Escorts Marbella and Marbella Beauties from The Marbella escort Agency are helping make major changes.

2nd Circle Escorts in  Marbella has been really about for a little while now, and they have an outstanding track record both among customers and the working girls who reside in Marbella all year-round besides those who tour in each summertime.

Marbella Beauties was actually launched in early 2016 by The Escort Marbella Agency, after looking at what the locals and the 1000s of visitors who pour into the Costa Del Sol every year are actually searching for, yearn for, and weighing it to what the escort agencies in Marbella were really offering. And they found that there was a big gap in the sector for a new, fresh concept and new, fresh natural talent.

If you needed an appealing girl to keep you company just for sex, there has invariably been really a bunch of choices in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol. Still, if you yearn for a classy girl to accompany you to Nikki beach or Ocean Club, or a restaurant or bar and give you the best girlfriend experience ever, now that is attainable too– from two sources!

However, those hunting for a more up-market and deluxe experience, to spend time with a woman who is really fascinated, stimulating in addition to mind-numbingly alluring, there has been actually a bit of a scarcity of options. There really hasn’t been anybody at all other than 2nd Circle offering that type of high-class escorts. Well now there is really Marbella Beauties as well.

They highlight the good quality and expertise of their service, while keeping everything as good-humored and polite as possible. They don’t do drama, they are genuine and they keep their undertakings. That, combined with the fact that the ladies they partner with are unbelievably appealing and pleasant is actually a hard combination to beat!

Everyone who has ever gone to the Costa Del Sol knows that if you are actually seeking an attractive chica to blow your brains out for a few hours (pun intended), then you are faced with a big range of choice. You can talk to a escort agent, pay a call to any of the dozens of brothels in the area, phone one of the classified and very unreserved listings in the local Sur newspaper, or even just pay a visit to the bars around the port at Puerto Banus such as Joys or Havana.

Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Agency delivers simply what it sounds like. They offer you a selection of the most stunning, pleasant and beautiful elite hookers to be actually found not just in the Costa Del Sol, but anywhere.

09 Feb

London is an Exciting Place

London has the capacity to present sex and sex-related solutions to contend any being found anywhere in the world. Mayfair escorts are among the leading and most diversified to be experienced anywhere. No matter what you enjoy or what your taste runs to, it is certain that London will be capable to present it! If you want a high class escort, then London is a lot better set up in order to help than virtually any other capital. Clothing and runway models, college graduates, university scholars who are clothing and magazine models!

And in the monetary field, London definitely leads the way, secondary only arguably to Wall Street. OK, it is way behind Silicon Valley in technology, but where is not ?

And so, just like a person who just wants a great evening meal in London, the predicament is not whether you can uncover one, it is figuring out specifically what food you really want and the type of look and ambiance !

London has long been well-known for style and wearables. In addition to being among the great world-wide centers for arts and sciences and education; there are not too many other municipalities where exceptional institutions such as the British Museum and the Victoria and Albert rub shoulders with galleries like the National Gallery and the Tate; even far fewer where there is then a mushrooming contemporary art, musical, and drama scene. If it is readying to manifest, it most likely takes place in London to start with. For years English cuisine was renowned for being composed of roasted slush. Now it is home to many of the worlds best and most popular eateries and culinary artists.

Or if your inclination in ladies or sexual services is more arcane and specialised, BDSM, hardsports, MILFs and mature women, whatever it takes to please you sexually, London has the ability to deliver it. Typically in such a scale and with so much choice that it may certainly be too much to handle. I sometimes (rarely I will acknowledge, but at times) feel a bit sorrowful for a gentleman who visits London on business and needs to have some female company to help them soothe the anxieties of the day, or memorialize their accomplishments with a different form of satisfaction.

A male hunting for a high class London escort for in between five hundred and 1,000 pounds an hour is faced with a large enough stable of options. A person who simply wants a good-looking girl for an evening and is OK to pay a mid range fee of 250 to three hundred and fifty pounds for a session will face an undeniably overwhelming project. There are actually hundreds, perhaps more, escort agents, let alone whores. I have indeed heard an evaluation of around 3,000 escort agencies in London of various types.

02 Feb

Crisis is Good For Escorts

Egypt is not somewhere you wish to visit for a peaceful and pleasant holiday any more. It used to be that scuba diving in the Red Sea was the most dangerous component of your vacation (apart from getting you pockets picked in the souk or your charge cards cloned by traders). Now actually getting to a Egyptian holiday spot is a perilous experience that few people would like to undergo.

Greece is terrific if you are unconcerned about whether you will definitely manage to withdraw funds from the cash machines. In the last economic turbulence Greek banks stopped giving money and closed visa or mastercard systems. Which in turn must have made life a little bit challenging in a country that was dependent on vacations frittering their funds (that they draw from holes in the wall or spend via charge cards).

The globe is a tempestuous place nowadays. And some of the most perilous, troubled and violent regions happened, up until extremely recently, to be leading tourist destinations.

And Morocco is quite lovely and all that, yet will primarily ever be a specialized destination, irrespective of how well the King and his government supervise their situation.

The settled vacation and person group for destinations including Madrid and Barcelona are equipped for their vacations. They know what they really want and exactly how to look for it. They realize that sexuality is openly attainable and perfectly lawful to either purchase and offer. So if they yearn for to hang out with the absolute best escort Madrid can furnish, or invest in an hour with the a number of the very best escorts Barcelona can produce, they will do that.

Algeria is exceptional if you really want armed sentinels while you rest on the beach front. Which is a good idea as it was not very far back that travels were raided and killed by machine gun brandishing Muslim radicals.

Turkey finds themselves in near open rebellion with the Kurds currently, is struggling with terrorism and its border with Syria belongs to the most unsafe sites on planet earth. Oh, and it has recently had a coup effort by regular army. Who might probably have been less authoritarian in authority than the current Prime Minister.

France is it seems suffering from semi constant assault by French Muslim terrorists, including the dreadful lorry and submachine gun strike in Nice extremely recently. Not really calculated to produce to a tranquil respite unless you are successful enough to vacation with your own security detachment.

But people who are used to heading to family trip hot spots like Turkey and Egypt, and even Tunisia, may of course have dissimilar expectations, wants and budgets for their hobbies. So the adult business in Spain is not booming in quite the manner you might presume it as being if you just simply extrapolate from person quantities.

So Spain is doing amazingly well with travel volumes currently, and it seems set to continue. Some figures are estimating a Fifty Percent% increase in visitor numbers compared to recent years. Areas like Barcelona and Madrid are swamped with travellers. So you could think that Madrid escorts and Barcelona escorts could be rushed off their high heels (Off their knees? You have an idea what I am getting at …) but that is certainly not really the actuality.

19 Jan

The Best Escort Agencies in Marbella

2nd Circle Escort Marbella belongs to the best established escort agencies in Marbella. It most certainly has the greatest renown for honesty, professionalism and the friendly way they relate with both punters and the skilled escort girls that they take bookings for.

And their image and the way that they associate with the girls mean that the large majority of their working-girls come back to deal with them annually, having certainly spent the winter in chillier but more busy areas including Barcelona, Paris, Rome, London, Madrid, and Berlin. A number also travel in being employed in Dubai, following the summer season diaspora of their Arab customers.

As a very well recognised firm in one of the summer locations of Europe, where the wealthy and well-known with the wannabe vips and travellers just trying to find a great time, 2nd Circle Escorts Marbella draws some of best choice Marbella call-girls doing work in Europe. They very hardly ever have to go trying to find new girls.

2nd Circle Escorts Marbella also benefits from an enormous quantity of repeat business and referrals. Clients know that they can depend on the team at 2nd Circle escorts Marbella to remain sincere with them, be prudent and keep their promises. They also grasp that the upper-class hookers they deal with are the very finest readily available in Marbella, San Pedro de Alcantara, Nueva Andalucia, Elviria, Sotogrande or Estepona .

Having suggested that, even in the summer months Marbella is a hamlet and it appeals to a defined form of visitor, so their ladies are most likely not going to drift too far from the traditional view of allure and aesthetics. Motor cycle girls hard-core BDSM, and flower children aren’t really in demand in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol. Varying standards of glamor, blatant va-va-voom and different styles there may be, but the fancies of clients arriving at Marbella will not ever be as differing as in places such as London.

A new competitor into the Marbella escorts market place is Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Agency. Launched in 2016 but operated by a significantly expert team who know market and the market place incredibly well, Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Firm looks about to make a substantial bang.

Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Company has a slightly more “hip” attitude than 2nd Circle escorts Marbella, and is striving to appeal to both clients and working girls who are a bit dissimilar to the regular Marbella escort situation. “Why go where the competition is? Offer things distinct.” appears to remain their shibboleth.

Both 2nd Circle Escorts Marbella and Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Agency are plainly trying to make their mark by doing things well and making available a first class professional service and exceptional “product”. That might actually not be a sure path to success, but it is a good kick off point.

They have so far been successful in catching the attention of a variety of superior world-wide hookers to enroll with them, including well-known porn-stars, Playboy centre folds and other females who are unfamiliar to Marbella this season.

12 Jan

THE LAW & HIGH CLASS LONDON ESCORTS

People in London have the belief and perception that anything relating to with whoring and whoredom is illegal. So even  individuals in the business who do not know the actual circumstances act as though they operate in an illegal trade. They do not pay their tax obligations, they don’t ever do the basic principles that any business enterprise must. And that makes them a criminal. So it proceeds. The majority of instances in England where the proprietors of escort agencies have been indicted (and there are not a large number) have involved tax evasion, stealing benefits or drug-related crimes.

Keep all things within the law and you are going to be inside the law !

It seems rather capricious that marketing sex is lawful, but for feminine London escorts to work with others to remain secure is not. In truth, and as the Crown Prosecution Service own protocols state, no-one will be put on trial unless their neighbors make a complaint with regards to public order concerns or there is more severe not legal matters going on; people slaving, hard drugs, money laundering.

Just to remain on the defensive though, some innovative high class escort ladies have calculated how not to work collectively outright but nevertheless remain protected. They lease temporary apartments close to each other in locations such as Chelsea Cloisters, that has so many London escorts doing the job there on any day it is amazing (certainly the managers must know?). The old one-liner is that if forty mature escort women were laid end-to-end at Chelsea Cloisters it would simply be a regular weekday .

Many other intelligent and business-like high class Mayfair call girls rent properties in between them, and that minimises expenses, but then diligently plan matters to make sure that they are never in the flat at the same period. And that avoids the legal concerns somewhat smartly.

Escort agents in London reside in a slightly more enigmatical status. Selling off fornication is fully allowed by the law for the females who do so. But for a 3rd party to sell off the sexual services of a separate individual is prohibited. So administering an agent that operates with London hookers is lawful if they offer precious time and companionship. And it is totally lawful for the London escorts who are presented to lads to rendezvous with them then market sexual activity. But if the firm makes a link between those pair of things, then the legislation has been infringed. Mad, really isn’t it?

And so on the face of it, escort agencies in London and everywhere else in the mainland of the UK need to be exceedingly careful about the options they sell. But really, so long as they are not associated with human slavery, doing the job with lovely ladies who are under eighteen, drug sales or evading taxes, they are not likely to be troubled by the authorities or local governments.

Therefore, the key to running a successful escort agent in London is straightforward. Examine the I.D. and back ground of all the prostitutes that contact you and pay your taxes! But that’s effectively capable business concern method anyway essentially. But far way too many agencies nevertheless get all of these most basic of actions wrong. How can that be?

There are a number of mistaken beliefs about whoring in England and all things pertaining to them; whorehouses, escort agents, lawfulness, clients.

The very first is that it is not legal to be a whore in London. It isn’t. It is absolutely allowed by the law for a lovely lady to market her quality time, as well as to explicitly offer for sale fornication. Being a London escort is perfectly legal under English law. It is banned to solicit in the street (street-walking) and it is criminal to advertise in telephone boxes. But in reality selling off fornication is altogether legal. So high class London escorts are not disobeying the law except if they do things that they very likely don’t really want to do anyway!

Patronizing of a lady of pleasure in London is not outlawed. Unless you petition a lovely lady in the pavement. (kerb crawling is an infraction; as it should be for the reason that it is annoying!) But making a rendezvous with any quantity of gorgeous and gorgeous London escorts is entirely permissible. As long, naturally, as they are of statutory age and have not been pressurized into whoring whatsoever. And Amnesty International are a lot more correct than Hollywood starlets; the preponderance of London escorts – escorts everywhere – are in the profession by choice.

Brothels are forbidden in England. But the classification of whorehouse is so strange as to be outrageous. In summary, any premises (condo, house, shop front ) where in excess of just one woman is selling coitus at the exact same instance characterizes as a madam. So a couple of self-reliant seasoned lovely ladies who hire a flat collectively to do the job from, or even share bed and board there all the time as their domicile, are transgressing the law in a similar way as a madam with sixty ladies in it.

But the client is still not breaching the legislation.

05 Jan

Get Laid in Madrid or Barcelona

Up to a point and the bounds of negotiation, practically each and every sex-related desire or head trip you might ever have is possible with an expert Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the things that you might wake up to on your early narcotic and excitement boosted early date, or you spend days or more building up to with a “partner” are there for the price of a date with an expert. From among the most vanilla of wanting to try a number of new sexual positions to gentlemen whose desires are a lot more outlandish, there is sure to be an avid and proficient high quality only too able to serve!

If you are a male going over to either Barcelona or Madrid then you are fronted with a substantial and staggering selection of inviting females who are either seemingly readily available and gung ho to entertain you; or totally positively attainable and primed to fuck. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the flirtation but I am a sure thing.” Basically, players in Barcelona and Madrid possess the judgment in between exciting and gorgeous amateurs or perhaps more desirable and far more fantastic practitioners. Welcome to the community of professional courtesans in Barcelona and Madrid.

If you are trying to find passion, companionship or merely a passionate escapade then it is among one of the most basic evaluations; do you invest time, effort and hard earned money in the hunt for an amateur lover and bet one’s bottom dollar tracking down one who is up for it and competent? What if you devote hundreds of euros and fail to get her to the bedroom? , maybe you succeed in locating a partner only to locate that she is horrible in the sack and a serious bedroom disappointment?

Or do you go the alternative track; engage the professional services of a skilled whore while you find yourself in Barcelona or Madrid? It may possibly not have the titillation of the pursuit and the promise of prolonged flirtation, still, it does make certain that your cash is going to have the desired result. And you can also rest assured that the woman that you invest cash to spend time with is an erotic professional who is going to gladly jolt your world and unshackle your underground needs– regardless of how uncommon they might be!

If a man finds yourself in Madrid or Barcelona and needs a seductive escapade, then that is the judgment; hope you can get lucky with an amateur or decide to look out for the most beautiful escort Madrid will deliver or the most thrilling escort Barcelona can provide?
The great thing about call girls is certainty. Yes, there is always the question in the rear (or even front) of the punters mind concerning whether the babe is really into them or the turn they are doing jointly. However, is that query stain of concern there also in an fuck fest with an amateur? However with a prostitute you know that the final result is assured. You are getting sorted if you desire to!

29 Dec

Real Ibiza Escort Life

Ibiza call girls and the escort agencies they team up with are normally fortuitous due to the fact that they do not have to play senseless strategies to try and stay within the law. In Spain it is actually totally legal to buy or promote sex, just as long as the lovely lady is really over twenty one and by law able to function in the country. The ultimate escort Ibiza can come up with might be really a sky-high photographic and runway mannequin or a minute voluptuous Italian lady. That is a variance of appetite. The finest of the escorts Ibiza can extend may perhaps be truly a Mother I Like to Fuck (MILF) in her forties with an erotic figure or a rangy angular Ukranian who speaks nine foreign languages. That is actually up to the consumer to decide on.

Sexy legs taut calves B&WStill, the transfer of refinement and copulation appeal for an income and what it can purchase is usually always the same and will likely remain so long as human beings indulge in sexual activity.

It really does not variance however much a call girl agency can potentially use circumlocutions and legal obscurities. Almost everyone know that what is truly happening is really the transfer of moola for bedroom gratification. I love it when companies have abnegations including “This firm offers an intro professional services only. Monetary costs declared are strictly for time and companionship. Any lustful act that might possibly occur does so willingly in between consenting adults” and then they list services including Blow job without condom, Cum Swallowing and ass fucking on their internet sites!

Nevertheless at some point of course, there will inevitably be warmth, lube, rubbing and orgasm.

stockings and high heels in black and whiteIt does not thing what “edge of the economy” you are normally at. That simply remodels the geographic locations and the thread tally of the blankets. It does not topic just what specialised niche you earn a living. You will possibly be truly a twenty two year old “schoolgirl” or a quinquagenarian year old mature escort. You may perhaps be usually golden-haired or brown, offering golden showers or not, offer up your body to dudes who absolutely yearn to be usually controlled and slapped around a bit and are into BDSM. You may well do role play and have a great bedroom wardrobe of outfits and bedroom costumes. You might possibly be really an ultra attractive girl at most occasions or put in the majority of your off duty hours in your onezie.

Courtesans, strumpets, pros, hookers, prostitutes, whores, floozies. As Belle du Jour performed by Billie Piper proclaims in The Secret Diary Of A Call Girl “I do not mind exactly what you call me. That is really nothing but semantics.” Whatever designation you use, the mission eventually is truly the same eventually. To have sex with a guy you have only a moment ago encountered, in return for which he would provide you money.

You could be normally an independent Ibiza escort with your own website and pass a lot of your working day on the mobile phones and WhatsApp. You possibly will work for one courtesan organization exclusively, or be usually listed with sixty or a lot more. You might function in a brothel, a mens venue, from a flat or merely go to regardless of what lodging or private address the punter asks for. Or you may well simply do blowjobs in the back seat of a car.