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12 Jan

THE LAW & HIGH CLASS LONDON ESCORTS

People in London have the belief and perception that anything relating to with whoring and whoredom is illegal. So even  individuals in the business who do not know the actual circumstances act as though they operate in an illegal trade. They do not pay their tax obligations, they don’t ever do the basic principles that any business enterprise must. And that makes them a criminal. So it proceeds. The majority of instances in England where the proprietors of escort agencies have been indicted (and there are not a large number) have involved tax evasion, stealing benefits or drug-related crimes.

Keep all things within the law and you are going to be inside the law !

It seems rather capricious that marketing sex is lawful, but for feminine London escorts to work with others to remain secure is not. In truth, and as the Crown Prosecution Service own protocols state, no-one will be put on trial unless their neighbors make a complaint with regards to public order concerns or there is more severe not legal matters going on; people slaving, hard drugs, money laundering.

Just to remain on the defensive though, some innovative high class escort ladies have calculated how not to work collectively outright but nevertheless remain protected. They lease temporary apartments close to each other in locations such as Chelsea Cloisters, that has so many London escorts doing the job there on any day it is amazing (certainly the managers must know?). The old one-liner is that if forty mature escort women were laid end-to-end at Chelsea Cloisters it would simply be a regular weekday .

Many other intelligent and business-like high class Mayfair call girls rent properties in between them, and that minimises expenses, but then diligently plan matters to make sure that they are never in the flat at the same period. And that avoids the legal concerns somewhat smartly.

Escort agents in London reside in a slightly more enigmatical status. Selling off fornication is fully allowed by the law for the females who do so. But for a 3rd party to sell off the sexual services of a separate individual is prohibited. So administering an agent that operates with London hookers is lawful if they offer precious time and companionship. And it is totally lawful for the London escorts who are presented to lads to rendezvous with them then market sexual activity. But if the firm makes a link between those pair of things, then the legislation has been infringed. Mad, really isn’t it?

And so on the face of it, escort agencies in London and everywhere else in the mainland of the UK need to be exceedingly careful about the options they sell. But really, so long as they are not associated with human slavery, doing the job with lovely ladies who are under eighteen, drug sales or evading taxes, they are not likely to be troubled by the authorities or local governments.

Therefore, the key to running a successful escort agent in London is straightforward. Examine the I.D. and back ground of all the prostitutes that contact you and pay your taxes! But that’s effectively capable business concern method anyway essentially. But far way too many agencies nevertheless get all of these most basic of actions wrong. How can that be?

There are a number of mistaken beliefs about whoring in England and all things pertaining to them; whorehouses, escort agents, lawfulness, clients.

The very first is that it is not legal to be a whore in London. It isn’t. It is absolutely allowed by the law for a lovely lady to market her quality time, as well as to explicitly offer for sale fornication. Being a London escort is perfectly legal under English law. It is banned to solicit in the street (street-walking) and it is criminal to advertise in telephone boxes. But in reality selling off fornication is altogether legal. So high class London escorts are not disobeying the law except if they do things that they very likely don’t really want to do anyway!

Patronizing of a lady of pleasure in London is not outlawed. Unless you petition a lovely lady in the pavement. (kerb crawling is an infraction; as it should be for the reason that it is annoying!) But making a rendezvous with any quantity of gorgeous and gorgeous London escorts is entirely permissible. As long, naturally, as they are of statutory age and have not been pressurized into whoring whatsoever. And Amnesty International are a lot more correct than Hollywood starlets; the preponderance of London escorts – escorts everywhere – are in the profession by choice.

Brothels are forbidden in England. But the classification of whorehouse is so strange as to be outrageous. In summary, any premises (condo, house, shop front ) where in excess of just one woman is selling coitus at the exact same instance characterizes as a madam. So a couple of self-reliant seasoned lovely ladies who hire a flat collectively to do the job from, or even share bed and board there all the time as their domicile, are transgressing the law in a similar way as a madam with sixty ladies in it.

But the client is still not breaching the legislation.

21 Mar

BDSM & FETISH IN IBIZA

If you like the visual and “costume” elements of the lifestyle – dressing in latex, pvc, corsets, stockings, thigh boots, stack heels, Ibiza is pretty much heaven.

If you are actually into the scene in a real and meaningful way, good luck!

If you love fetish wear, then the clubs in Ibiza will welcome you with open arms. Almost nowhere will have any issue with anything that might be seen at Fetish Garden

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Just a normal Tuesday in Ibiza

Ushuaia, Space or Amnesia will welcome you and probably applaud you for the effort! In fact, fetish wear is probably more demure than the way a lot of the party girls in Ibiza dress for an average Wednesday night in Ibiza.

As an aside, its been said that the best way to spot the difference between a “civilian” and a prostitute in Ibiza during the summer is that the civilians will be the ones dressed like hookers!

But for those looking for serious fetish and BDSM experiences in Ibiza, I am afraid the cupboard is disappointingly bare. Its very much not like with my friends in the Marbella escort world, who will always have options for you. In the Ibiza escort world, it is much more about high-class escorts and escort party girls. Basic sex, in other words, however nicely and classily packaged.

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You look lovely, dears. Now get on your knees.

And you will appreciate that while I like vanilla ice cream as much as the next girl (depending on who the next girl is), vanilla sex is not really my scene. I am not bothered whether we are in a nightclub, a beautiful apartment, a villa in the hills or on a yacht. I like my men where they should be – at my feet and on their knees. And honestly, Ibiza is a little disappointing for that type of lovely activity. Other than with whomever I have brought with me of course!

There are some agencies I know and trust whose banners I have allowed below. I have worked with them and found them to be incredibly professional. They get the scene and understand what kinksters are about; even though they don’t get enough call to make it worthwhile someone like me being there all the time. But the are lovely people. And I suspect that one of the owners has a secret side that I might well approve of massively – you know who you are!

So, the world of sex on Ibiza island in my nutshell:

If you are looking for a “civilian” and are willing to spend your money with no guarantee of return on your investment, or of the quality of the sex you will have, then Ibiza is literally wall-to-wall with girls looking to party. If you cant get laid in Ibiza you really, really need to get out more.

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Yummy.

There are lots of sexy Ibiza escorts who will very happily and competently (with varying degrees of enthusiasm) blow and bonk your brains out.

Prices for the lovely escort girls range between 40 euros for a quickie (and not worth the money – you’d get a much better experience from Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters) to 1,000 euros an hour for Vogue models and minor celebrities. Ho0nestly, you are paying for the photo op when you meet them.

Somewhere in the middle are excellent high-class escorts and porn stars who will give you the time of your life (if you like vanilla!) for 250 to 500 euros for the hour.

Dozens of “houses” – that’s brothels to you and me, dear, just like here in Marbella - but most of them very transactional and/or fronts for various organisations who need a legal money-laundering front… there are some great girls there but you have to hunt.

Likewise there are dozens of escort agencies in Ibiza. Just google them. Where there is a huge nightlife scene and lots of yachts there will always be escort agencies. But there are very few really good Ibiza escort agencies. I only recommend two, whether you are looking for vanilla, chocolate or the whole menu.

So that is it, really. Ibiza. Beautiful place with fantastic hotels and great nightclubs. Lots of gorgeous women (and men). Lashings and lashings of sex available from all sorts of sources. Not a lot of lashings though. Damn.

 

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