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12 Dec

Mistress is in Tenerife

I had been becoming increasingly bored with the day-to-day Close Protection jobs over the past few months. The firm´s investigation and intelligence team were so damn good that I had only been required to clear my Sig Sauer P226 once in the past year, and the sight of it sighted directly between their eyes had been enough to stop the target in mid stride. Sure, there had been a little bit of argy-bargy with protesting types, but nothing that any half decent bodyguard could not have handled. And a little “negotiating” with the security at strip clubs, brothels and lap dancing clubs. But the client´s cash took care of that without a lot of help from me. So, all in all, something different sounded like it was what I needed. I had no way of knowing how it would be my last body guarding job. Nor how much my life would change in the next couple of weeks.

The fun and games started when I was told where to meet her. Apparently I had not been specially chosen for the job due to my skills, charm, good looks or intelligence. I had been chosen because I was closest. Which dita von teese madam and 2 menmade me feel special, naturally. I was to meet up with the client in Tenerife, which was not on our usual list of destinations, but what the hell. What was more than a little strange was where I was to meet her. Not at the airport or a hotel. Not even a restaurant or a bar. No, I was to go and meet here at a Tenerife sex club. Where, apparently, she was staying as a guest of honour or something. Whatever, really. The job was the job and at least looking after some woman who was too old or unappealing to work as an escort anymore would be an experience.

It turned out that only one part of that sentence was true.

The following day after a tedious three hour flight jammed between an overweight sweaty woman from Liverpool and a skinny Spanish guy who smelled as though he bathed in paella I was on the ground and ready to start the job. Just as a hint, never fly in an orange plane or with anyone who sounds a fucking bugle when they land. But the sun was warm, and the island spectacular. Warm beaches and palm trees and a volcanic peak that athletes use for their winter training. They can swim in the sea in the morning, and then run to the top of the volcano and cool down in the snow.

16 Mar

The Cream of Marbella

Marbella and region these days is an interesting mix of the seedy and the glittering. However I reckon for many people, the seedy arena of drugs and mobsters is viewed as glamorous so there is possibly some cross over between the two.

As a traveller and occasional inhabitant of Marbella over recent couple of decades, it has been stimulating to watch the environment of the area change over the years. From the original peak of the 1980s “Costa Del Crime” boost, when crooks poured into Marbella with their gangs to take pleasure in the questionable or non existent extradition agreements, to today’s worldwide jet-set backdrop, Marbella and its neighboring places such as Riviera, Puerto Banus, Sotogrande and Nueva Andalucia has altered at a spectacular pace while still continuing to be unchanged at its core.

Travelers from the United States would be very bummed out with the low quality “steak” that a lot of restaurants provide. And this in a country widely known for its bulls! Because of this low quality restaurants are more and more transforming into specialists or are jacking up their standards to those of the best restaurants in the place such as La Sala in Nueva Andalucia.

Just about anywhere you pay a visit to on the Costa del Sol, it is evident that there are an escalating quantity of tourists from North America and the far east. They are now powering the investing and real estate development boom in a similar manner that Arab and drug laundering funds performed in the 80s. Their appearance is propelling the local business community to readjust to meet their various demands.

Likewise, the outdated mobster laden Sleek nightclub has been displaced by the gangster laden Cavalli Club. It has to be said, as an aside, that the Olivia Valere club just carries on in its own way doing its own thing as it has done for years.

To give a very distinct case from the services sector; Marbella escort agencies who purely present boring young chicas with no English and who are unwilling to accept revenue in dollars or plastic money will be helpless to take on agencies such as 2nd Circle Marbella Escorts or Marbella Beauties from the Marbella Escorts Agency. Those companies are presenting exquisite top-class escort girls from a variety of cultures with a large range of language talents. And due to the fact that they are expertly managed organizations as opposed to some kind of “lifestyle” activity, they can deliver many different payment alternatives. They are also professional, straightforward and keep their undertakings. Which makes a change seemingly!

There is certainly a contingent of international hoodlums (both organised and shockingly un-organised!) which is really visible and looks to be unconcerned by the supposed rise in europe-wide police collaboration. But there is also a growing undeniably luxury market to the area, which is now considerable.

Marbella and the Costa Del Sol will always transform. I hope it will be for the better. It has looked to be in the past, despite the periodic significant hiccup on the adventure.

25 Jan

Sexy Putas In Ibiza

In a venue in which almost everyone of the two (all) genders is wanting to relax and have fun it is challenging for any women to offer sex professionally. Where everyone of each sexes is planning to get laid continuously, how does a hooker survive and prosper?

A gentleman who is looking to invest some money would like the sexiest escort Ibiza can provide or the most exciting escort Ibiza can produce. It is not enough merely to be a escort as it is in major cities such as Amsterdam, Rome, or Turin. The best Ibiza escorts and the most sexy Ibiza escorts are a notch up from their counterparts who exist to celebrate on holiday.

Ibiza during the night is much more about the bling and the sophisticated style. Full makeup, high heels at all occasions, lots of accessories and designer brand purses. When it comes down to night-time and celebrating, the voltage goes even higher and venues like Amnesia, Space, Sankeys and Pacha are loaded with wonderful, glamorous sensuous women.

But motoring down the streets in Ibiza is a risky activity for a lascivious male. Especially in San Antonio or playa den Bossa. Females with fantastic physiques who have taken the motto “no pizza till Ibiza” very sincerely stepping down the sidewalks wearing only couturier bikinis or beach wear with sheer kaftan throws in gossamer fabrics. Topped off with designer label sun shades and 4 four inch high heel shoes tautening the sinews of their very long brown legs and glorious bottoms.

Whenever a gentleman discovers themself going over to Ibiza, most especially from Northern Europe or North America, he is likely to be bewildered by the large amount and good quality of exquisite feminine bods available. Virtually every summertime dudes must undoubtedly show up to the nearby medical centers suffering from a range of whip-lash injuries as a result of their heads snapping from one alluring womanly head turner to yet another.

In Ibiza it is mainly boho stylishness and flower child flair. Only whores hit the discos in constricted clothes and fuck-me high heels. So the ardent gent in barraged with beautiful figures in cut-off denims, cropped tops and cotton and lace. Tan toned legs marching along. And flowers. Huge amounts of blossoms; in locks, on dresses, in henna tattoos. Gorgeous, athletic relaxed lovely ladies taking on their routine thing in the leading party island in the world.

Which is without discussing the polished working girls in Ibiza, who need to be even more gorgeous, seductive and adorable than their inexperienced cousins if they are going to make money on Party Central where everyone of both sexes is there to get their rocks off, merely being accessible is insufficient!

Just by being even more– more gorgeous, more exciting, more captivating than her novice sisters. So if amateurs can cause crashes by strolling down the street think of what a gaggle of seductive hookers could do to the crash figures!

12 Jan

THE LAW & HIGH CLASS LONDON ESCORTS

People in London have the belief and perception that anything relating to with whoring and whoredom is illegal. So even  individuals in the business who do not know the actual circumstances act as though they operate in an illegal trade. They do not pay their tax obligations, they don’t ever do the basic principles that any business enterprise must. And that makes them a criminal. So it proceeds. The majority of instances in England where the proprietors of escort agencies have been indicted (and there are not a large number) have involved tax evasion, stealing benefits or drug-related crimes.

Keep all things within the law and you are going to be inside the law !

It seems rather capricious that marketing sex is lawful, but for feminine London escorts to work with others to remain secure is not. In truth, and as the Crown Prosecution Service own protocols state, no-one will be put on trial unless their neighbors make a complaint with regards to public order concerns or there is more severe not legal matters going on; people slaving, hard drugs, money laundering.

Just to remain on the defensive though, some innovative high class escort ladies have calculated how not to work collectively outright but nevertheless remain protected. They lease temporary apartments close to each other in locations such as Chelsea Cloisters, that has so many London escorts doing the job there on any day it is amazing (certainly the managers must know?). The old one-liner is that if forty mature escort women were laid end-to-end at Chelsea Cloisters it would simply be a regular weekday .

Many other intelligent and business-like high class Mayfair call girls rent properties in between them, and that minimises expenses, but then diligently plan matters to make sure that they are never in the flat at the same period. And that avoids the legal concerns somewhat smartly.

Escort agents in London reside in a slightly more enigmatical status. Selling off fornication is fully allowed by the law for the females who do so. But for a 3rd party to sell off the sexual services of a separate individual is prohibited. So administering an agent that operates with London hookers is lawful if they offer precious time and companionship. And it is totally lawful for the London escorts who are presented to lads to rendezvous with them then market sexual activity. But if the firm makes a link between those pair of things, then the legislation has been infringed. Mad, really isn’t it?

And so on the face of it, escort agencies in London and everywhere else in the mainland of the UK need to be exceedingly careful about the options they sell. But really, so long as they are not associated with human slavery, doing the job with lovely ladies who are under eighteen, drug sales or evading taxes, they are not likely to be troubled by the authorities or local governments.

Therefore, the key to running a successful escort agent in London is straightforward. Examine the I.D. and back ground of all the prostitutes that contact you and pay your taxes! But that’s effectively capable business concern method anyway essentially. But far way too many agencies nevertheless get all of these most basic of actions wrong. How can that be?

There are a number of mistaken beliefs about whoring in England and all things pertaining to them; whorehouses, escort agents, lawfulness, clients.

The very first is that it is not legal to be a whore in London. It isn’t. It is absolutely allowed by the law for a lovely lady to market her quality time, as well as to explicitly offer for sale fornication. Being a London escort is perfectly legal under English law. It is banned to solicit in the street (street-walking) and it is criminal to advertise in telephone boxes. But in reality selling off fornication is altogether legal. So high class London escorts are not disobeying the law except if they do things that they very likely don’t really want to do anyway!

Patronizing of a lady of pleasure in London is not outlawed. Unless you petition a lovely lady in the pavement. (kerb crawling is an infraction; as it should be for the reason that it is annoying!) But making a rendezvous with any quantity of gorgeous and gorgeous London escorts is entirely permissible. As long, naturally, as they are of statutory age and have not been pressurized into whoring whatsoever. And Amnesty International are a lot more correct than Hollywood starlets; the preponderance of London escorts – escorts everywhere – are in the profession by choice.

Brothels are forbidden in England. But the classification of whorehouse is so strange as to be outrageous. In summary, any premises (condo, house, shop front ) where in excess of just one woman is selling coitus at the exact same instance characterizes as a madam. So a couple of self-reliant seasoned lovely ladies who hire a flat collectively to do the job from, or even share bed and board there all the time as their domicile, are transgressing the law in a similar way as a madam with sixty ladies in it.

But the client is still not breaching the legislation.

05 Jan

Get Laid in Madrid or Barcelona

Up to a point and the bounds of negotiation, practically each and every sex-related desire or head trip you might ever have is possible with an expert Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the things that you might wake up to on your early narcotic and excitement boosted early date, or you spend days or more building up to with a “partner” are there for the price of a date with an expert. From among the most vanilla of wanting to try a number of new sexual positions to gentlemen whose desires are a lot more outlandish, there is sure to be an avid and proficient high quality only too able to serve!

If you are a male going over to either Barcelona or Madrid then you are fronted with a substantial and staggering selection of inviting females who are either seemingly readily available and gung ho to entertain you; or totally positively attainable and primed to fuck. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the flirtation but I am a sure thing.” Basically, players in Barcelona and Madrid possess the judgment in between exciting and gorgeous amateurs or perhaps more desirable and far more fantastic practitioners. Welcome to the community of professional courtesans in Barcelona and Madrid.

If you are trying to find passion, companionship or merely a passionate escapade then it is among one of the most basic evaluations; do you invest time, effort and hard earned money in the hunt for an amateur lover and bet one’s bottom dollar tracking down one who is up for it and competent? What if you devote hundreds of euros and fail to get her to the bedroom? , maybe you succeed in locating a partner only to locate that she is horrible in the sack and a serious bedroom disappointment?

Or do you go the alternative track; engage the professional services of a skilled whore while you find yourself in Barcelona or Madrid? It may possibly not have the titillation of the pursuit and the promise of prolonged flirtation, still, it does make certain that your cash is going to have the desired result. And you can also rest assured that the woman that you invest cash to spend time with is an erotic professional who is going to gladly jolt your world and unshackle your underground needs– regardless of how uncommon they might be!

If a man finds yourself in Madrid or Barcelona and needs a seductive escapade, then that is the judgment; hope you can get lucky with an amateur or decide to look out for the most beautiful escort Madrid will deliver or the most thrilling escort Barcelona can provide?
The great thing about call girls is certainty. Yes, there is always the question in the rear (or even front) of the punters mind concerning whether the babe is really into them or the turn they are doing jointly. However, is that query stain of concern there also in an fuck fest with an amateur? However with a prostitute you know that the final result is assured. You are getting sorted if you desire to!

21 Mar

BDSM & FETISH IN IBIZA

If you like the visual and “costume” elements of the lifestyle – dressing in latex, pvc, corsets, stockings, thigh boots, stack heels, Ibiza is pretty much heaven.

If you are actually into the scene in a real and meaningful way, good luck!

If you love fetish wear, then the clubs in Ibiza will welcome you with open arms. Almost nowhere will have any issue with anything that might be seen at Fetish Garden

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Just a normal Tuesday in Ibiza

Ushuaia, Space or Amnesia will welcome you and probably applaud you for the effort! In fact, fetish wear is probably more demure than the way a lot of the party girls in Ibiza dress for an average Wednesday night in Ibiza.

As an aside, its been said that the best way to spot the difference between a “civilian” and a prostitute in Ibiza during the summer is that the civilians will be the ones dressed like hookers!

But for those looking for serious fetish and BDSM experiences in Ibiza, I am afraid the cupboard is disappointingly bare. Its very much not like with my friends in the Marbella escort world, who will always have options for you. In the Ibiza escort world, it is much more about high-class escorts and escort party girls. Basic sex, in other words, however nicely and classily packaged.

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You look lovely, dears. Now get on your knees.

And you will appreciate that while I like vanilla ice cream as much as the next girl (depending on who the next girl is), vanilla sex is not really my scene. I am not bothered whether we are in a nightclub, a beautiful apartment, a villa in the hills or on a yacht. I like my men where they should be – at my feet and on their knees. And honestly, Ibiza is a little disappointing for that type of lovely activity. Other than with whomever I have brought with me of course!

There are some agencies I know and trust whose banners I have allowed below. I have worked with them and found them to be incredibly professional. They get the scene and understand what kinksters are about; even though they don’t get enough call to make it worthwhile someone like me being there all the time. But the are lovely people. And I suspect that one of the owners has a secret side that I might well approve of massively – you know who you are!

So, the world of sex on Ibiza island in my nutshell:

If you are looking for a “civilian” and are willing to spend your money with no guarantee of return on your investment, or of the quality of the sex you will have, then Ibiza is literally wall-to-wall with girls looking to party. If you cant get laid in Ibiza you really, really need to get out more.

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Yummy.

There are lots of sexy Ibiza escorts who will very happily and competently (with varying degrees of enthusiasm) blow and bonk your brains out.

Prices for the lovely escort girls range between 40 euros for a quickie (and not worth the money – you’d get a much better experience from Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters) to 1,000 euros an hour for Vogue models and minor celebrities. Ho0nestly, you are paying for the photo op when you meet them.

Somewhere in the middle are excellent high-class escorts and porn stars who will give you the time of your life (if you like vanilla!) for 250 to 500 euros for the hour.

Dozens of “houses” – that’s brothels to you and me, dear, just like here in Marbella - but most of them very transactional and/or fronts for various organisations who need a legal money-laundering front… there are some great girls there but you have to hunt.

Likewise there are dozens of escort agencies in Ibiza. Just google them. Where there is a huge nightlife scene and lots of yachts there will always be escort agencies. But there are very few really good Ibiza escort agencies. I only recommend two, whether you are looking for vanilla, chocolate or the whole menu.

So that is it, really. Ibiza. Beautiful place with fantastic hotels and great nightclubs. Lots of gorgeous women (and men). Lashings and lashings of sex available from all sorts of sources. Not a lot of lashings though. Damn.

 

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