Archive for March, 2016

21 Mar

BDSM & FETISH IN IBIZA

If you like the visual and “costume” elements of the lifestyle – dressing in latex, pvc, corsets, stockings, thigh boots, stack heels, Ibiza is pretty much heaven.

If you are actually into the scene in a real and meaningful way, good luck!

If you love fetish wear, then the clubs in Ibiza will welcome you with open arms. Almost nowhere will have any issue with anything that might be seen at Fetish Garden

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Just a normal Tuesday in Ibiza

Ushuaia, Space or Amnesia will welcome you and probably applaud you for the effort! In fact, fetish wear is probably more demure than the way a lot of the party girls in Ibiza dress for an average Wednesday night in Ibiza.

As an aside, its been said that the best way to spot the difference between a “civilian” and a prostitute in Ibiza during the summer is that the civilians will be the ones dressed like hookers!

But for those looking for serious fetish and BDSM experiences in Ibiza, I am afraid the cupboard is disappointingly bare. Its very much not like with my friends in the Marbella escort world, who will always have options for you. In the Ibiza escort world, it is much more about high-class escorts and escort party girls. Basic sex, in other words, however nicely and classily packaged.

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You look lovely, dears. Now get on your knees.

And you will appreciate that while I like vanilla ice cream as much as the next girl (depending on who the next girl is), vanilla sex is not really my scene. I am not bothered whether we are in a nightclub, a beautiful apartment, a villa in the hills or on a yacht. I like my men where they should be – at my feet and on their knees. And honestly, Ibiza is a little disappointing for that type of lovely activity. Other than with whomever I have brought with me of course!

There are some agencies I know and trust whose banners I have allowed below. I have worked with them and found them to be incredibly professional. They get the scene and understand what kinksters are about; even though they don’t get enough call to make it worthwhile someone like me being there all the time. But the are lovely people. And I suspect that one of the owners has a secret side that I might well approve of massively – you know who you are!

So, the world of sex on Ibiza island in my nutshell:

If you are looking for a “civilian” and are willing to spend your money with no guarantee of return on your investment, or of the quality of the sex you will have, then Ibiza is literally wall-to-wall with girls looking to party. If you cant get laid in Ibiza you really, really need to get out more.

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Yummy.

There are lots of sexy Ibiza escorts who will very happily and competently (with varying degrees of enthusiasm) blow and bonk your brains out.

Prices for the lovely escort girls range between 40 euros for a quickie (and not worth the money – you’d get a much better experience from Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters) to 1,000 euros an hour for Vogue models and minor celebrities. Ho0nestly, you are paying for the photo op when you meet them.

Somewhere in the middle are excellent high-class escorts and porn stars who will give you the time of your life (if you like vanilla!) for 250 to 500 euros for the hour.

Dozens of “houses” – that’s brothels to you and me, dear, just like here in Marbella - but most of them very transactional and/or fronts for various organisations who need a legal money-laundering front… there are some great girls there but you have to hunt.

Likewise there are dozens of escort agencies in Ibiza. Just google them. Where there is a huge nightlife scene and lots of yachts there will always be escort agencies. But there are very few really good Ibiza escort agencies. I only recommend two, whether you are looking for vanilla, chocolate or the whole menu.

So that is it, really. Ibiza. Beautiful place with fantastic hotels and great nightclubs. Lots of gorgeous women (and men). Lashings and lashings of sex available from all sorts of sources. Not a lot of lashings though. Damn.

 

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